Tuesday, March 03, 2009

I've got to learn a new language

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION

Eat and drink wh at you li ke.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you

1 comment:

GUYK said...

Well, I know some English..I just have a hell of a time trying to translate my redneck think into English talk..maybe seeing as how redneck is my first language I'll live a day or so longer without having a heart attack