Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Cold

Colder'n an Eskimo witch's tit in a brass B├╝stenhalter.

That's what it felt like around here today.

Of course I know that the states north of here have been colder......but I don't care about them.......they deserve to be colder.....I on the other hand....because of my genteel Southern Nature am like a delicate orchid......beauteous, fragile, deserving of nurturing in a hot house....sprinkled with warm water and fed on bull shit from the talking heads in Washington........Well, 2 outa 3 ain't so bad.

But then, on the other hand, by the weekend it'll be getting up into the 60 degree range or better.......So all you Yankees.....kiss my ring.

5 comments:

Dax Montana said...

Warmer weather is coming soon. My wife still wants snow...

Just Damn!

Jean said...

I woke up this morning and could see my breath. Seriously.

GUYK said...

I retired in Florida for two reasons...one was that I was already here living the retiree dream and the other was I was already here because of the warm winters...well, and no state income tax helps make the decision I reckon.

But this has been the coldest winter I can ever remember in my part of Florida. We have usually gotten some freezes...but not night after night of them. I hate to think what my electric bill will be...

Jean said...

GUYK...I am in Florida, too.
This is just crazy.
Even my bougainvillea are brown and crispy from the cold.

kdzu said...

Must be Pope Al's Global Warming.