Goldmine Intersection: Cold

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Cold

Colder'n an Eskimo witch's tit in a brass Büstenhalter.

That's what it felt like around here today.

Of course I know that the states north of here have been colder......but I don't care about them.......they deserve to be colder.....I on the other hand....because of my genteel Southern Nature am like a delicate orchid......beauteous, fragile, deserving of nurturing in a hot house....sprinkled with warm water and fed on bull shit from the talking heads in Washington........Well, 2 outa 3 ain't so bad.

But then, on the other hand, by the weekend it'll be getting up into the 60 degree range or better.......So all you Yankees.....kiss my ring.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...: Warmer weather is coming soon. My wife still wants snow...

Just Damn!; 12:16 PM
Jean said...: I woke up this morning and could see my breath. Seriously.; 1:44 PM
GUYK said...: I retired in Florida for two reasons...one was that I was already here living the retiree dream and the other was I was already here because of the warm winters...well, and no state income tax helps make the decision I reckon.

But this has been the coldest winter I can ever remember in my part of Florida. We have usually gotten some freezes...but not night after night of them. I hate to think what my electric bill will be...; 3:26 PM
Jean said...: GUYK...I am in Florida, too.
This is just crazy.
Even my bougainvillea are brown and crispy from the cold.; 8:26 PM
Anonymous said...: Must be Pope Al's Global Warming.; 9:52 PM

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