Goldmine Intersection: Fine Belgium milk chocolate

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Fine Belgium milk chocolate

LL, and some few others ridiculed my version of the reason for my "galloping trots" a week or so ago. Now I'll admit that I may have slightly exaggerated the severity of the malaise, but take a look at this box of chocolate.

I only today tried any more of this tasty treat, and will admit that after eating about 4 ozs just a few moments ago, I have not yet experienced any ill effects.

Perhaps after another small piece I'll call it a day.

Any one who eats that much chocolate with 3/4 of a glass of milk at 11:30 PM should have sweet dreams...

...Or nightmares.

Researchers have determined that chocolate act on the same brain receptors as sex. Perhaps if I had more sex I would have less a craving for chocolate. Or more chocolate, less a craving for sex. With the help of those magic pills from the VA, I hope to put that theory to the test at least one more time before I die. Or if the wife predeceases me, more than once if I'm lucky and should live so long.

Perhaps all those days of wanting and getting it 2 or 4 times a day have caught up with either her or me. Or perhaps after so many years she's tired of my wrinkly ol' ass.

Does anyone else feel out of sync sexually with the one they desire.

Oh well maybe it's just a matter of mind over matter.......if you don't mind it don't matter.

But I never would mind anyone. How did I get here from writing about chocolate

3 comments:

Kelly(Mom of 6) said...: Hey, I just trippied on your place from Eric's. When you crave chocolate, what you are craving is magnesium. Try taking a magnesium supplement found at most vitamin stores (talk to your doc if you're taking meds...) and needs to be in capsule form. This pretty much takes care of any chocolate cravings.; 5:45 AM
kdzu said...: Thanks for the advice Kelly.
Although I'll try it, I still love the chocolate. We have an agreement. It tastes good and I eat it.; 7:06 AM
Jean said...: Seems like the additional stress you folks have been going through lately, could have temporarily drained most other energies. Don't give up, though...:); 1:11 AM

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