Leroy and Maybelle
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Leroy and Maybelle were standing in front of the divorce court judge, Judge Amos.
"Ladies and gentlemen we have before us Leroy and Maybelle and Maybelle wants a divorce from Leroy" declared the Judge.
"Now Maybelle why is it that you wants a divorce"?
"Well sir, I be wanting a divorce from this hear man Leroy 'cause he don't satisfy me sexually, yore honor", said Maybelle.
"Well now Maybelle, Leroy looks to me to be a fine physical specimen of a man. Why just look at him. A little over 6 foot tall, with broad shoulders, a narrow waist and no fat at'all on him. Why can't he satisfy you?", asked Judge Amos. "Mos' wimmen would consider him a fine catch."
"Leroy, what you got to say to that"?
"Yo' honor, sir, I can't understand that cause I never had no complaints befor'," quote Leroy.
"Well now, les' just let the court determine that", said the judge>.
"Leroy, drop your pants and let's just see whether you have the wherewithal to fulfill your family responsibilities", ordered the judge.
It's hard to say that Leroy blushed, but he did sorta darken a bit as he faced the judge and complied by dropping his pants. It was quickly apparent that Leroy liked to go commando.
As he stood there the judge kinda smiled as he said to Maybelle, Miss Maybelle, it looks to me like Leroy has the equipment to satisfy most any woman". And sure enough, Leroy was the proud possessor of at least 10 inches of flaccid manhood, about the circumference of a coke can..
"Does he have a problem raising that flagpole", the judge asked?
"Oh no sir judge", said Maybelle,
he gets hard as steel."
"Well Maybelle, I can't see what the problem is".
"Let me show you, your honor. Turn around Leroy".
Upon Leroy presenting his backside to the judge, he could see that Leroy's ass was just as tight as the rest of him.........., but small as a young boys it was.
"Now Judge', asked Maybelle, "have you ever tried to hammer a spike with a tack hammer"?
"Divorce granted", bellowed the judge.
Slightly updated to make a little more sense.
3 comments:
I've read it three times. The blonde doesn't get it. *blushing in her dumbness*
Apparently Leroy couldn't power the piston with enough force to please Maybelle. I guess it depends on whether you prefer to be the pound-ee or the pound-er in the wrestling match of the two backed monster. Some people would rather be the taker rather than the giver. Me I'd just like to participate ever once in a while at whatever position needs to be filled at the time.
got it now. Thanks.
...and, yeah. Once in a while would be nice.
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