My daughter has a weird sense of humour. (wonder where that came from).
She sent me this today.
........Now this is just not right .
clicky clicky to enlarge.
I'm thinking it's time for a caption contest.
Ready......
set........
Go.....
That is if your eyes didn't burst from you head like ripe scuppernongs, and slide stickily down your cheeks to splatter as they reach the floor.
Lets have fun with this.
Posted by
kdzu
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9:56 PM
Whereas, on the 14th of December, 2011, the House of Representatives of these United States voted in favor of indefinite military detention, without charges, of any American, anywhere, anytime, without due process of law, at the discretion of the government alone;
Whereas, on the 15th of December, 2011, the Senate of these United States voted in favor of the same bill;
Whereas, on the 31st of December, 2011, the President of the United States signed the same;
Whereas, the proscription against the use of military force to police the populous has been an essential feature of American civic life and civic liberty since the arrival of our civilization upon this continent;
Whereas, the wanton violation of this proscription was one of the chief causes of the separation of the American peoples from their government in Great Britain;
Whereas, the Constitution so chartering the government of these United States does not grant this power;
Whereas, the Constitution forbids the addition of any power not enumerated to the general government;
Whereas, the use of such draconian measures has been an essential feature of the enforcement of tyranny by totalitarian governments of the 20th century, including, but not limited to, the Nationalist-Socialist government of Germany, the fascist government of Italy, the government of the United Soviet Socialist Republics, and the government of Vietnam;
Whereas, the use of such draconian measures is carefully calculated to quash all political dissent amongst a captive people;
Whereas, the codification of such draconian measures effectively nullifies all civil liberties the people may hope to hold;
Whereas, the codification of such draconian measures are the last act in the quest to hold a people captive to the rapacious will of their government without recourse;
And whereas, the codification of such draconian measures is an act of war against the populous at large;
Therefore, be it declared that a STATE OF WAR formally exists between the Government of these United States and the People of these United States.
We, the People of these United States, declare any and all attempts to enforce the provisions of HR 1540 to be unlawful, void, and of no force.
We, declare ALL WHO voted in favor of HR 1540, and ALL WHO attempt to enforce HR 1540 to be traitors to these United States, punishable under law.
We, SHALL DISOBEY, APPREHEND, OR RESIST WITH DEADLY FORCE, in our discretion, any person who attempts to enforce the provisions of HR 1540.
We, SHALL NOT aggress against any employee of any American government who shall not attempt to enforce or aid and abet the enforcement of HR 1540, they being as trapped as the rest of the populous.
Such STATE OF WAR shall continue until HR 1540 is stricken from the code of law, and all who had hand in HR 1540 are brought to justice under due process of law.
Signed and witnessed by we, the individual citizens of these United States, below:
6 comments:
No thanks, I don't think I will clicky clicky to enlarge.
I was thinking of something along the lines of....
and the succubus, having slept for a thousand years, awoke hungary and starved, and started looking for sustance among the young and nubile..........
I honestly can't think of a caption, but... I think I'm really, really glad the picture is not a view of the front!!
Holy crap, I need to go rest my eyes... ewwwwwww.
Well, that went over like a lead balloon. What? No creative genius running around out there. In the last 48 hours I've had viewers from Sweden and Spain as well as the US. Just damn!
kdzu, I think there's just something about that one that leaves us all speechless.
Boy, I'm sure glad for the money that supermodel gave me to try on her bikini. But, what's everybody looking at.,
Or As the sun came up and warmed her rock, the old lizard came to life and went of in search of a good meal.
I'm done.
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