Friday, June 13, 2008

We're all going to die.......

........as the earth turns in to one huge fireball because of global warming.

At least that is what the great High Priest of The Church of GWWAGD (global warming, we're all gonna die), Albert (load a little more pot on the boat, boys) Gore claims.
And of course we must listen to him because he is so smart and was vice president to a rapist and sex addict.....and he invented the internet, don't you know. Besides he was cheated out of his rightful role as president of all the democrits (pig piss be upon them), by a crooked Supreme Court which was bought and paid for by Big Oil.

But there is another Voice out there. John Coleman, Founder of The Weather Channel, has given a speech and pledged his commitment to fighting this Big Lie (tell it loud enough, long enough, and get hollywood (pig piss be upon them also) to support you, and the world will believe the moon is made of green cheese and only looks yellow because you're holding your mouth wrong)Crap.

Anyway, you ought to go HERE to read the speech and print it out so the next time any of your STUPID relatives or friends start spouting off about global warming, you can shove it in their pig-nosed faces and make them read it, while your punctuate the salient points by boxing their ears, right before you call them STUPID shits and smack them with a snow shovel.

2 comments:

Jean said...

Let's hope we all wise up to the scam soon, before we destroy ourselves from within.

LBJ said...

But Al Gore has not gotten it right; he never had it right to begin with. From claiming to have invented the internet, to being the role model for the love interest in Love Story by Eric Siegel, Al Gore has lied to the public. His book Earth in the Balance was also filled with half truths, outright lies, and junk science. Never mind that the scientists quoted in the book, like those in his movie, have no idea what they are talking about; they are scientists and that is all that matters to Al Gore.