Friday, May 09, 2008

Witchcraft used to stop war

There is obviously something in the water in Berkeley, Cali-fornicated-up.

Now the barking Moonbats are using spells, chants, and rituals to try to end war.

I don't keep up with these newest trends in anti-warfare.........it seems all rather useless to me. The world has been at war over something every since one person found out that they could profit from another's labor by taking it by force..........and of course the victim is always likely to resist by the same methods if able.

Diplomats and politicians refer to war as 'Diplomacy by other means'........which simply means if the other person or country will not give you what you want willingly.......you simply knock them upside their head repeatedly until they do.
That presupposes that you are not so stupid as to knock their head if they either
1. Have a harder head than you, or
2. Have a bigger and longer pointed stick with which to poke you in your eye.

Of course if you have a plentiful supply of pointed sticks and rocks to throw, most aggressors will likely think twice before attempting to apply '5 upside your head'.

But I wish here and now to announce to the world that I have developed a sure fire way to end warfare on earth once and for all. It's really very simple...........
You simply develop the biggest, baddest, fastest, most well equipped force known to man, and most importantly develop the mindset that no one.......REPEAT NO ONE.....will be allowed to molest you in even the slightest way without an overwhelming response from you.

Had we, at 9/11 launched a small tactical nuclear warhead into every suspected terrorist training camp in the world.........without regard as to whether they were hiding in a mosque or school........and then raised a huge monument of a rattlesnake with the words over it reading "DON'T TREAD ON ME" at ground zero and over the White house in Washington, D.C.............we would not 7 years later be involved in a ground war in Afghanistan or Iraq. And, further Iran would not be testing us.

That's the problem with the moonbats in Berkeley.......they are all women or pussified men who think that for some reason "we should all just get along".

This is not to include those warriors of the feminine persuasion who may be reading this. Don't get your panties in a wad. I'd rather face a company of murderous men in combat anytime, over a group of women or even a single woman who, for whatever reason has taken it upon them selves to wipe your genes from the pool. They'll by damn do it.

Until this countries leadership grows a set of brass balls we will be tried by every tin pot would-be-Ayatollah who thinks we must change to suit them.

Bring back the "Duke" I say. Dig him up and clone a grand army of the Republic from his rotting corpse.





I'll bet he's spinning around on his eyebrows about now.

1 comment:

LBJ said...

Amen!!!!.

I am of the "peace through superior firepower" school. "Can we all get along" doesn't work on a playground? Why would any reasonable human being thing it would work with different cultures of adults?

As for the witches. . . Being Celtic and irked by anyone of the moonbat variety, I give them this. .

You might be giving pagans a bad name if....

You insist that your boss call you "Rowan Starchild" because otherwise you'd sue for religious harassment. (Score double for this if you don't let that patronizing bastard call you "Mr. or Ms. Starchild.")

You've ever confused the Prime Directive with the Wiccan Rede.

You've ever cast a spell with twenty-sided dice.

You said it was bigotry when they didn't let you do that ritual in front of city hall. It had nothing to do with the skyclad bit.

You picketed The Craft and Hocus Pocus, but thought that the people who picketed The Last Temptation of Christ needed to get lives.

You've ever publicly claimed to be an elf, alien, vampire, faerie, or demigod, and been genuinely surprised when not everyone took you seriously.

You've ever publicly claimed to be the reincarnation of Gardner, Merlin, Aleister Crowley, King Arthur, Cleopatra, Morgana Le Fay, or Jim Henson, and been genuinely surprised when not everyone took you seriously.

You've suddenly realized in the middle of a ritual that you weren't playing D&D. You've failed to realize at any point in the ritual that you weren't playing D&D.

Your Book of Shadows is a rulebook for Vampire The Masquerade with notes in the margins.

You've ever effected an Irish or Scottish accent and insisted that it was real.

You talk to your invisible guardians in public. (Score double if you save places for them in crowded restaurants)

You've ever claimed to have met the Vampire Lestat or Dracula. (Score double if you got into a fight and escaped) (Score triple if it was no contest)

You own a ceremonial bong.

You've ever tried something you saw on Sabrina, The Teenage Witch

You've ever had to go along with someone's ludicrous story because it was twice as likely to be true than most of the crap you spout.

You expect your employer to exempt you from the random drug testing because of your religion.

You claim to be a family tradition (hereditary), but you're not. (Score double if you had to tell people you were adopted to pull this off.)

You claim to be a descendant of one of the original Salem Witches. (Score to a lethal degree if you don't get this one.)

Someone once lost their boat delivering your ritual incense from Mexico.

You think it's perfectly reasonable to insist that, since every tradition is different, and no one tradition is right, there's no reason not to do things YOUR way.

You request Samhain, Beltaine, and Yule off and then bitch about working Christmas.

You claim yourself as a witch because how early you were trained by the wise and powerful such-and-such. Of whom nobody has heard.

You complain about how much the Native Americans copied from Eclectic Wiccan Rites.

You're not a hereditary witch but you have a good disposition to it because your ancestors (the ones before your German parents) were Native American or Irish.

You don't know the difference between Irish and Scottish, and you alternately claim to be both.

You think it's your Pagan Duty to support the IRA, not because of any political beliefs you might share, but because, damn it, they're IRISH.

You claim war is evil yet have spent the last 15 Friday nights without a date trying to cast a spell to turn your boss into a newt.