Monday, November 16, 2009

Move along there.....

..Nothing to see here.

There is no problem with the Dollar. Everything is hunky-dory. We smart folks at the Federal Reserve (not federal, with no reserves except the ability to print money out of thin air) are monitoring the situation with a vigilant eye. Ever watchful that nothing happens to diminish in any way the rock steady value that 330,000,000 people count on to be there for their retirement and old age through their mutual funds, IRA's, 401k's and that bundle of 1$ bills hidden under grandma's mattress.

That's right sheeple, keep moving, nothing to see here, just keep traveling up this narrow ramp to the concrete room with the big drain in the middle of the floor and stainless steel hooks on rollers hanging from rails in the ceiling.

Don't let that terrified bleating worry your pretty little head.

We're from the government and are here to help you. (snicker)

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